Version 2.0 of the world famous poker clock was released earlier this afternoon, as reported by news agencies around the globe. The new release contains many small fixes and tweaks to the clock itself, but perhaps most notable is the new stat tracking functionality. The tournament manager has always been able to track stats on your local computer. However, now you can upload those stats to www.poker-clock.com and share them with all of your poker friends.

Simply register on the site, create a "game" and then you can upload the stats directly to the web from the program. Login to view them, invite friends to schedule events, message the entire group, and view standings!

"The most amazing thing I've ever seen" says one person.

"It's so awesome my head is about to explode" says another.

Experts around the world agree that this new version of the poker clock is a minimum of 10x better than anything Rob Magnanti has ever done in his entire life, including the time he did karaoke at Daisy Dukes.

"Rob should probably kill himself" says his mother, "He peaked early in life and it's all downhill for him from here"